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PROFLIGHT ZAMBIA FLIES ORPHANED HIPPO TO SAFETY

May 19, 2013 no comments

Airline’s unusual passenger takes to the skies Proflight Zambia welcomed an unusual passenger on board its aircraft last week in the form of Douglina, a 120 kg hippo calf. The four-month-old orphan,...

Pupil 21 commits suicide for making a 52 year old woman pregnant

April 3, 2013 no comments

A twenty –one year old grade nine pupil at Shem basic school in Nakonde has committed suicide after allegedly impregnating a 52 year old woman of the same village. Muchinga Province police commission...

Unconditional Love

April 3, 2013 no comments

‘And here endeth the First Lesson,’ intoned Father McWhisky, as he lifted the Holy Book to kiss it, then lowered it reverentially onto the lecturn. It was Easter Monday at the Cathedral of St Ignomin...

SIX- MONTH- OLD baby boy in Ndola bled to death, tongue was cut

April 1, 2013 no comments

SIX- MONTH- OLD baby boy in Ndola bled to death on Saturday after a vein below his tongue was cut in an attempt to correct his speech impairment. Police spokesperson Elizabeth Kanjela explained that ...

REVELATIONS OF A DEAR LEADER

March 24, 2013 no comments

Monday “pusa immunity to be removed…triumphant return from east Africa elections marred” daily news Hmm eya ..he is back .time for the music to begin. Tuesday “zonda presents ...

Raising the Middle Finger

March 21, 2013 no comments

By Kalaki’s Korner ‘You can go in now,’ said the secretary as she opened the door, ‘Ms Sexier is now ready for you.’ I stepped into a darkened room, lit only by a single red light which hung ov...

Reflections of our dear leader

February 10, 2013 no comments

Monday ” Chief justice appointed rebuked by all …., too old….,judge used to sleep…“. Daily news. Hmm.what? These fools.. Now who else ?no one to trust now Tuesday “Pusa ...

Man creates special beer for dogs

January 10, 2013 no comments

A man has combined two of his favourite things and has created a beer designed for mutts everywhere. Daniel Keeton serves beer daily at the Boneyard Brewery, but since his pet pooch Lola can’t ...

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